| Murphy's Equestrian Laws |
1. No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off.
2. The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks and
need the vet at least once a week.
3. A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are
watching you.
4. Tack you hate never wears out, blankets you hate cannot be destroyed; horses you hate
cannot be sold and will outlive you.
5. Clipper blades will become dull only when an animal is half finished.
6. If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did. If you are wondering if
you latched the pasture gate, you didn't.
7. You can't push on a lunge line.
8. If a purebred animal is advertised "under $5000.00," you can bet it isn't $2500.00.
9. You can't run a barn without baling twine.
10. Wind velocity increases in direct proportion with how well your hat fits.
11. There is no such thing as the "right feed".
12. If you fall off, you will land on your most recent injury.
13. If you're winning, quit.
2. The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks and
need the vet at least once a week.
3. A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are
watching you.
4. Tack you hate never wears out, blankets you hate cannot be destroyed; horses you hate
cannot be sold and will outlive you.
5. Clipper blades will become dull only when an animal is half finished.
6. If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did. If you are wondering if
you latched the pasture gate, you didn't.
7. You can't push on a lunge line.
8. If a purebred animal is advertised "under $5000.00," you can bet it isn't $2500.00.
9. You can't run a barn without baling twine.
10. Wind velocity increases in direct proportion with how well your hat fits.
11. There is no such thing as the "right feed".
12. If you fall off, you will land on your most recent injury.
13. If you're winning, quit.
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